I Spent 7 Months
Building This So You Don't
I've been unemployed for months.
This is your chance to help me so that I can help you to help yourself by helping others to help me too. And just maybe, that will help them to help others who do the same.
The 7 F*cking Secrets of How to Hack the Art of Everything You Need to Know
Finally, a self-help book that admits it's completely made up.
Think Like a Motherf*cking Navy SEAL CEO
Corporate buzzwords meet military discipline meets absolute nonsense.
From Broke-Ass Loser to F*ckable Billionaire in 30 Minutes
The quickest path to success that definitely won't work.
The 42-Parameter Deep Learning Framework for Optimizing Your Neural Pathways
AI-speak meets self-help. It's as confused as you are.
Authentically Leveraging Your Personal Brand's F*cking Synergy
LinkedIn thought leadership at its most ridiculous.
Zero-Shot Learning the Art of Maximum F*ckery
Machine learning meets life advice. Neither makes sense.
Let's Be Honest
You found BScribe because you thought you saw a funny title. But now you realize you've just landed on an absolute gold mine.
We both know you could probably put your meta-prompt engineering genius to work and vibe code this yourself in the next 2 hours. But I already did all the work for you.
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